that's an acceptable place to lick
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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