Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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