Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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