I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i would punch a child for taco bell
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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