yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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