He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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