FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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