My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
dude i'm inner monologue high
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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