Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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