oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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