just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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