Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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