I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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