That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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