So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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