Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
FUCK WHALES
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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