weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have so many feelings about this burrito
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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