So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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