If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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