you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he was CRYING into my vagina
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
