Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My feet surprised me
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