I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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