...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
im holly from the hills drunk
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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