He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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