I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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