Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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