is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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