is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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