Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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