he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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