He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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