Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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