I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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