this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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