That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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