So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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