I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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