how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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