So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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