I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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