I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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