They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she looked like the before picture.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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