at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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