How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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