I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
he had hair everywhere except his balls
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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