He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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