another moral hangover. fuck.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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