$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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