I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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