I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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