Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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