You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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