after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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