sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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