Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I have fence marks all over my body
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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