that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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