we're blogging at a bar
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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