Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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